Seward's Folly

1. Buy a Russian Bride
2. Force feed her a few bottles of vodka
3. Throw her in a freezer
4. Wait a few hours, then gang bang her frozen corpse
5. After her bladder thaws drink her vodka filled urine

This is just like seward's folly (the U.S. purchase of Alaska) because you buy something from Russia that doesn't seem like a good idea at first, its really cold, and in the end you get gold

I'm going to pull a seward's folly next week, are you in?

by Mikhail Gorbachev October 16, 2006

Flollop

The action of using one's breasts to slap an object or person.

Flollop (verb) Jane began to flollop everyone around her at the party.

by Gregorian P January 10, 2009

freezie folly

n. a person with more than one unit of currency.

"That's the most colourful freezie folly I've ever seen!"

by Rich December 8, 2004

folly

A slang for "follow".

"Folly me on spotify!"

by AvocadoLord November 30, 2021

flollymogging

to be running, goofily

“did you see him?”
“yea! that dude was flollymogging!”

by cerealsuperhero November 17, 2023

flollily

to so something sillily in flo-style.

You can't flollily do that! Don't be so flolly!

by Florence May 5, 2004

folly fishes

An exclamation of anger, concern for the others well being, and an affirmative of the stupidity of others.

You're a folly fish.

Ye, all schizo folly fishes, slimey and wet ye all are! Die.

by Lizzie-monster July 19, 2006