clockable

Checkable, like on RuPaul's Drag Race, Michelle's hairstyle was compared to that of a contestant and her response was to say that her hairline was not clockable.

Or, if you're in your car, speeding, and the radar gun clocks you going over the limit, you're apt to be ticketed.

In the first example, only something faked is clockable. In the second anyone on the road is clockable but only the violator is able to be ticketed for speeding.

The electric car doesn't go over 50 so it won't be clockable on the highway, but the drag queen is wearing lace front wigs, padded hips and bust and is clockable on the runway.

by Bicentennial baby July 28, 2016

fuckable

Someone you can fuck/have sex with. They're not hot but you wouldn't mind JUST hittin it.

Serena Williams is fuckable.

by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006

Fuckable

totes hot... a physical attraction to someone of desired sex. If someone is fuckable then this person is likely to get fucked... if a person is nearly fuckable then it depends on the amount of alcohol intake of the sayer about the fucking situation.

He's alright... I mean he's fuckable

by De-lovely March 15, 2010

fuckable

if someone meets your personal criteria for having sex with, he or she is 'fuckable.'

I think she is so sexy, definitely fuckable!

by cheese90210 September 19, 2012

Fuckable Factor

The judgemental determinability of how "fuckable" someone is, at the discretion of each person. An attractive looking person could have a low fuckable factor(for example, if they had a flat ass). Likewise, a somewhat unappealing looking person could have a high fuckable factor (if, for instance, you didn't have to look at their face).

"While a person may think Rosie O'Donnel is ugly, they might determine that she has a high fuckable factor because she has a big ass."

"Ellen Page may be a bit flat-chested, but she's got a fairly high fuckable factor in other regards."

by B.S. Bowyer December 27, 2011

Fuckable but not datable.

The slutty best friend of the hot girl everyone wants to date. You know what one I'm talkin' about.

Guy #1: What about Mandy...?

Guy #2: Mandy..? Too skanky, She's definitely fuckable but not datable.

by ThatGuyFrom2008 August 14, 2012

Flockavelianism

a ruthless ghetto sociopolitical philosophy original to the rapper Waka Flocka Flame of 1017 Brick Squad, modified from the teachings of Italian philosopher Niccolo Machiavelli, one hood ass nigga who is believed to have hung in the Dale wit them hit squad killers and may or may have not lived by the gun and/or died by the gun

Bitch: What do you stand for?
Me: BRICK SQUAD.
Bitch: Why?
Me: I am a student of Flockavelianism.....bitch.

by i like your bowtie October 21, 2010