flobo

n. /floʊ-boʊ/

1. A hobo who lives in a sewer or storm drain, especially those using the flow of water as a primary means of transportation.

2. Any subterranean vagrant inhabiting man-made tunnels.

"The tunnels beneath Moscow host a veritable legion of sewerbound psychotics, squatters, flobos, hookers (or "manholes" as they're called in the local slang), underpimps, pipemen, cricketeers, and thieves - and not a few specimens of truly unique megafauna - warily coexisting in the city's sprawling, twilit netherworld."
-Vitaliy Kaprov, De Historibus Muscovum Chthonium (1924)

by J.H. Pepper June 25, 2009

Flobbit

A word that can be used in 2 different ways. It can be:
a. A name to call someone
b. An excalmation of aggravation

a. You are SUCH a flobbit!
b. FLOBBIT! I cut my hand!

by Dillpickle14 August 23, 2011

Floast

Flat Toast = Floast. Instead of toasting your bread in a toaster, you butter the bread first and use a floaster (also known as a sandwich press) to toast the bread. The end result is a flat, golden, crispy delicious piece of floast.

I'm feeling a little hungry, I'm going to make some floast.

by Macca81 August 26, 2014

Flobbin

A stumbling and awkward attempt
Inherently hopeless and ending in failure.

MAN .my lip is so sore. Because early at work my boss gave me a fat lip.Now I'M A a "FLOBBIN" there.and my lips hurt.

by lefty midnight August 11, 2018

FLOBBING

(Action) the act of attempting to find the straw in your drink with your mouth without looking, often while in mid- conversation. Often results in an awkward motion. A Fail.

I was talking to that cute guy by the bar and ended up flobbing while he was asking me my sign.

by Captain cognac August 30, 2020

Flobjob

A task that can only performed while high on stoli and coke

Barry wanted to fix the baggage claim but was unable to because it was a flobjob, so Joe came in and took care of it.

Joe was hired by the airport to handle all of the flobjobs

by D-O Double May 3, 2011

flobots

flobots are an awesome band with songs like handlebars,rise,jetpack way better then lil wayne cuz they rap about real stuff and make it sound good one of the best bands

go out and pick up flobots CD'S

by chillinabout July 6, 2008