flabby dagger

A penis so large that it’s bearer can never get a full erection

With difficulty Ross bundled his flabby dagger into Rachel’s two pence

by Sharpenedteeth October 14, 2018

Flobbit

A word that can be used in 2 different ways. It can be:
a. A name to call someone
b. An excalmation of aggravation

a. You are SUCH a flobbit!
b. FLOBBIT! I cut my hand!

by Dillpickle14 August 23, 2011

Flobbin

A stumbling and awkward attempt
Inherently hopeless and ending in failure.

MAN .my lip is so sore. Because early at work my boss gave me a fat lip.Now I'M A a "FLOBBIN" there.and my lips hurt.

by lefty midnight August 11, 2018

FLOBBING

(Action) the act of attempting to find the straw in your drink with your mouth without looking, often while in mid- conversation. Often results in an awkward motion. A Fail.

I was talking to that cute guy by the bar and ended up flobbing while he was asking me my sign.

by Captain cognac August 30, 2020

flabby taco

When a guy is hooking up with a very fat girl, and instead of fucking her pussy, he fucks her fat rolls.

Sam I can't believed you gave that girl a flabby taco, you are a bad ass.

by Dr. Rubin December 24, 2010

flobbled

The drunken, or off balance feeling you get when tripping on mushrooms.

I ate that chocolate and got flobbled.

by FLASH GORDONZ May 26, 2008

Flobbknocker

It is a Britsih slang term which describes one who plays with his/her own fat in order to gain pleasurable satisfaction.

Jimb: Man,Carl is so fat.
jake: Yeah, I bet he's a flobbknocker.
Jimb: That's the only way he'd get any action anyway.

by Kuzu May 10, 2010