Flush and flee

To defecate in a public toilet, then flush only to see the water level rise, then cheese it without doing anything to remedy the situation.

I had to complain to the Denny's manager after I went to the men's room and discovered the floor wet and vile stench of feces. Some asshole pulled the old flush and flee.

by Red001 April 21, 2015

Finish and flee

When you’re having sex with a married woman and her husband comes home, so you try to finish before he catches you.

Alex was banging a married woman when all of a sudden he heard footsteps. Thus he proceeded to finish and flee

by KurtiSafc July 11, 2019

Criminal record fever

A term applied to both men and women who have the hots for anyone who has a criminal record. This term is generally applied to women, considering the majority of people with criminal records are men, but can also be used for men who have a sexual preference to women with a criminal record

“Oh my good he has a criminal record, what a bad boy! I love bad boys, I can’t control my criminal record fever”

by Brian3000 August 27, 2019

maple fever

When someone has clear sexual preference for someone from Canada

"You've got the maple fever, huh buddy"

by scratchpiece November 8, 2015

Coughing fever

The uncontrollable urge to cough whenever a little bit of smoke enters the room. Usually occurs after one person starts and often infects the entire room.

Man 1- "sniff sniff" Is that smoke?
Man 1- "Cough Cough"
Man 5748932057- "Cough Cough"
Public Speaker- Fuck Coughing fever

by jonward34 May 11, 2009

flaves

Its a Richmond thing, for Air Force 1's....

I'm going to need some new flaves for the summer.

by Tyrone Sharpe February 2, 2010

Fever Pussy

When your bitch just comes down with a cold, and isn't sure yet if she has one but you can tell. So before she gets nasty from her on coming cold you fuck that extra steaming hot, wet pussy.

Yo, she had that bombass fever pussy that made my balls scream, "Yas Lawd!!!" Had to pound it out before that cold she denies takes her out of the game.

by Brizzz1000 March 26, 2017