Flatulante

A combination of the words flatulent and vigilante, flatulence meaning of course, the act of breaking wind (farting), and vigilante meaning a person who is not in law enforcement, but tries to bring criminals to justice (motherfucking Batman). A flatulante then, is someone who punishes criminal or incredibly tasteless behavior with a fart to the head or face.

Dude, did you hear about the guy who farted on a kid's head in a superstore because the kid was being a shithead to his mom? That guy is the very first flatulante!

by Justin Appropriate October 20, 2014

fatalist

Someone who believes that all events are predetermined and therefore inevitable.

He was a fatalist

by bigpp75 June 22, 2020

Flatulentist

Some one that can make music with their musical sphincter, via their flatulent emissions

Jackie could fart along to the national anthem, her talent and flatulentist skills were much in demand at many a party. Though some of the tunes made many attendees gag and her musical arse to be kept away from naked flames.

by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020

serial fabulist

A term that has become popularized by the outrageous and repeatedly mendacious behavior of Congressman George Santos.

Well yes, I most certainly do realize that my mythomaniacal son is a lifelong serial fabulist but that doesn’t mean I should leave him to the bloodthirsty butt sharks circling him in jail, so I did what any parent would do, I paid his bail, OK?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2023

Flatulitis

is the disorder in which courses your anal sphincter to release the back up methane pressure when it reaches a PSI of 15.

Damn, Janet has a bad case of flatulitis tonight. I feel bad for Steve and the air surrounding his nostrils.

by Gas Queen March 1, 2011

Flatulicious

Any food whose potential to cause embarrassing flatulence is far outweighed by its delicious aroma and flavor.

With 9 kinds of rice, 11 kinds of beans, 5 different vegetables, dozen-spice hardwood-roasted beef, and thai coconut sauce, these leftovers aren't just good -- they're flatulicious!

by IanSean April 4, 2008

flatulizer

One who consistently engages in the art of flatulence. a farter.

Yo, Joe is a natural born flatulizer.

by slice-o-matic April 8, 2005