fartknocker

When you use chemical reactions to turn a fart into a solid. Then you knock on it.

The fartknocker was a renouned chemist.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Fartknocker

a person who farts a lot OR someone who is talking crap.

Example 1:
Jim: that girl looks like a whore
Greg:You're a real fartknocker aren't you?
Example 2:
(Jim passes a lot of smelly gas)
Greg: You freaking fartknocker!

by FartMaster5000 May 10, 2010

Fartknocker

A guy who deserves to be farted on. Typically used by a guy whose drunk.

Dude that guy is such a fartknocker

by Teh greatest dick pick November 21, 2017

Fartknocker

A rascal who has causing mischief; a pest; a twerp

After stealing the salmon off of Ruth’s plate, the little fartknocker was scolded

by clappingexcessively May 25, 2020

Fartknocker

A liar who talks to lawyers.

After lengthy proceedings, The Court found him responsible for Fartknockers Asshole Damages.

by Fartknock Life October 22, 2020

fartknocker

moron, idiot

he is such a fartknocker.

by shrekispretty123 April 21, 2022

flabknocked

when someone is so flabbergasted that they kill you with a singular strike to the noggin

"kris was so flabbergasted that he flabknocked the heck outta his coworker

by mistercoolguythesauve6900 March 24, 2023