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deadbeat father

An unemployed, piece of shit father who calls there family names like, skank, whore, slut, cunt and many other things. Usually smokes and gets shit handed to them for free. Lives on the couch playing xbox all day and drinks away someones hard earned money.
Floyd Tongate is a deadbeat father.
by Turnwar January 17, 2016
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My father

A mysterious being, lying between the dimensions of abandonment and milk.
"Mummy said my father went off to buy milk a few years ago. He never came back."
by drier than the atacama February 2, 2022
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Your father

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“Your father went out tho the store to buy some milk. It’s been 14 years.”
by Twink Boy 420 April 7, 2019
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Feather Merchant

In popular jargon of the US Marine Corps:

a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.

b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;

c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;

d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.
Private Smith: Have you seen Private Jones lately?
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.
by JoeDonethat November 16, 2010
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Father mocker

The closest you can get to cursing without actually cursing. Derogatory term for almost anything. Doesn't apply to certain breeds of dogs.
Jon: Did you hear Kelly say father mocker in math today? I thought Mr. Keats was going to explode!

Freida: Yah, but everyone knows Mr. Keats is an ass.

Jon: Yah, he is.
by Jeremykl August 29, 2009
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Bear Grylls: And there we go. Robert's your father's brother or, Bob's your uncle.
by M@//O December 3, 2010
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fatherless endeavors

When some one partakes in an act that would not have even crossed their mind had there been a father to raise them
Emily got a train run on her by the football team because of a lack of father in her life. Thus she has enacted fatherless endeavors
by Ed wuncler the third July 11, 2021
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