flitarded

being retarded in the sense of flirting, not being able to flirt, not knowing how to flirt.

"Hey cutie ;) wanna go get a bite to eat?"
"I'm not really hungry and it's like 4 which is a weird time to eat anything.."
"OMG KAYLA YOU'RE SO FLITARDED."

by bigbootybxch March 21, 2012

flatwards

kids definition of flat

Put the card flatwards

by Dedinition May 19, 2018

FLOTARD

An incontinent man posing as a woman, who stalks his prey online by shitting himself and then using that fecal matter on his keyboard

That Al is up to his usual tricks---stalking and smelling like shit....what a FLOTARD!

by YUPstillmissing November 8, 2019

flatarino

When a person or persons runs across the freeway and gets hit by a car. Then the people in the car keeps score.

Omg Becky ,did you see that flatarino? I just got 10 points for that flatarino! Does anyone wanna go try to collect on a flatarino? That was the best flatarino I've ever got and the most points too.

by Kilorino May 29, 2021

Fatard

a combination of the words faggot and retard. used by homophobic people on the internet, along with trump supporter republicans. also, the kinds of people who use this word are the men that drive their chevy ford pickup truck in south carolina drinking a beer while hunting food and their obsession is facebook.

Hillbilly redneck republican from south carolina who is a cuck and works at home depot: I hate these mexicans! look at that one over there! what a fatard! they took our jobs!!!! >:(

by will this show up 5 years l8r August 7, 2021

Fatard

Someone who is half bird-half human, with extremely massive breasts and very quirky features, as well as concerning medical obsession/addiction with zenoob. She also owns the great Fatard Shelter, the place for enjoyment. She's incredibly goofy at bed and can often be mistaken as "fat" or a "retard" however that is quite a misconception. She has very birdlike features and a very prominent wing.

Zenoob said, "OMG Fatard is absent!" "The world is ending!"

Hanafi said, "You have a fatard obsession."

by Olala_0101 February 4, 2023

Flatarn

A powerful smack with a flat hand to the cheek, holding a 45 degree angle from wrist. First used against human beings practicing incest.

She cheated on me with her brother so I gave her a good "flatarn".

by Min jakke April 26, 2023