flusterer

Someone who is great at making someone else flustered

Rose is a Jas flusterer

by Red one January 12, 2019

go-faster's

Term which originated in the military in reference to running shoes.

You little shits better find some go-faster's or I will PT you til you fucking die.

by B. Pietsch February 3, 2008

hot and flustered

Turned on and confused about what to do about it

being turned on in a room of people where you cant do anything about it and you're like, uh, fuck, might masturbate in the bathroom if this continues

"I'm really hot and flustered right now."

by YoshiP November 20, 2016

Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.

Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

flusterbuckets

A word exclaimed when one is surprised, pissed off, or otherwise astonished.
Usually used in place of "FUCK! or DAMN!"

Your Friend: "Dude, I think your car just got jacked."
You: "FLUSTERBUCKETS!"

by dantheman[wec] February 4, 2009

Flusterfuck

When one is feeling overwhelmed with emotions and feelings that they cannot simply contain themselves. Usually used to describe a feelings of overwhelmed feelings.

Ella was feeling flusterfucked from her day at work and ranted to a coworker nearby.

by PounderSmasher86 April 19, 2021

Foaster

A phone charger that looks like a toaster. The phone pops up when fully charged.

Jack: Come on Brian we’re going to be late!
Brian: One second I just need to get my phone out of the foaster.
Jack: ???

by I_have_a_knife May 9, 2022