flap jack

n. flacid penis that remains so during attempted masturbation; personal cock-block

v. the serious and vigorous attempt at reviving a limp dick through masturbation

Eliza Dushku is so hot, too bad I got a case of flap jack.

by Pepsimax11 May 10, 2009

brazilian flap jack

jiz on a bitchs back and let it dry then make her eat it

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by donkey of doom May 19, 2003

flap jack

a pan-cake of sorts. excelent for scolding people's faces off. when not completely cooked, acts as a delicious form of napalm.

after he threw me threw the window, i grabbed a flap jack and he knew i meant business.

by bilbo January 4, 2004

indiana flap jack

its when you grab someone's head and slam it off of your cock several times while one of your friends is filming it in the background laughing their asses off because of the reaction of the guy who just got mouth fucked

Dude, yesterday after school Jonathen indiana flap jacked Bobby!!

by as;dlfhadfh April 14, 2010

Tallahasse flap jack

A sex act consisting of taking a large healthy dump (perferrably liquid free) on your partners chest and then using the butt to flatten said dump into the shape of a flap jack.

I was feeling quite awry about life until Carl introduced me to the Tallahasse flap jack.

by Fecal Incident November 14, 2009

flap jack

Personalized work of graffiti using your art or street name.

I'm puttin' my falp jack up on this wall.

by spencer miller March 8, 2005

flap jack

one who flapjacks, relating to mooning flapjacking flapjack

he is such a flap jack, always flapjacking people.

by Joe Jenco a.k.a Sir Flap Jack October 25, 2007