flap dance

Flatulent lap dance

While receiving a lap dance you are farted on. Thus creating a flap dance.

by flappdance March 29, 2015

Flapgap

A term used to describe a woman's parts in a high state of arousal

"mate, when she sees me in my batman outfit, she'll have a massive flapgap"

by robfreer April 20, 2015

Flap Raisins

Small, round pieces of shit under the foreskin of an uncircumcised cock after having anal sex.

That's the last time I pick up a homeless man for sex. I ended up with flap raisins to clean up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Happy Flap

Autism term that refers to the hand flapping that is done when happy or excited

I was so happy that a new season of my show was coming on that I started happy flapping.
Sarah's favorite song makes her happy flap.
Jim happy flapped when he found out he was going to Disney World.

by OEvens August 9, 2015

flaky

An unreliable person. A procrastinator. A careless or lazy person. Dishonest and doesn't keep to their word. They'll tell you they're going to do one thing, and never do it. They'll tell you that they'll meet you somewhere, and show up an hour late or don't show up at all. Also spelled "flakey", or "flake" in the noun form.

She told me she would send me her pictures, but it's been 3 months and she hasn't sent me shit. She's flaky as hell.

by Theo Huxtable October 10, 2005

Flap Boy

A boy who is constantly hanging out with their girl friend (flap) rather than the boys.
Craving, or texting women (flap) when with mates is also considered a flap boy

The term originated from the Wairarapa, New Zealand and was inspired by Jamie McMasters desire to hang with girls (flaps) rather than the lads.

Examples of Flap Boy include:
Jamie McMaster
Jack Colton
Riley Scott
Jake Ellison

by Louis MH November 27, 2013

re-flap

a word made up to portray the meaning of obtaining new flap, as in, 'to get a new bird'

"Arrrr kinda seek with my bird, think its time to re-flap"

or

B: "Aye she's shite, canny be arsed with her"
C: "Why don't you re-flap then the bud?"
S: *Thumbs Up*

by The Cal October 25, 2009