five finger mistress

Simply the hand you use to masturbate.

If your girlfriend doesn't do it for you your five finger mistress will.

by VitoVane November 12, 2017

five star man

An alpha male, a perfect specimen. Let me tell you something, they’re someone who hasn’t even begun to peak because when they start to peak they’ll peak all over everybody. A golden god if you will. Someone who’s body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. Someone who’s nose alone was chiselled by the gods themselves. Someone who’s penis can go from flaccid to erect in mere seconds. Someone everybody wants to be

“I’m a five star man!” Said Dennis.

by Thetrashman January 19, 2021

Hanoi high five

A Hanoi high five is derivative from the term used in the film 'Tropic Thunder', but has evolved into a sexual move.

A Hanoi high five is where your partner is on the bottom preferably , when they're are at the point of orgasm (liberating the south) you land a bomb/grenade to the dome. There are variations of the finishing move, i.e throwing them out of your house/flat/village/country , ejaculating or ask them to concede victory.

This move can also be used on the back foot, an example below.

The first example would be in a forced sexual situation where you are not the aggressor.
1. He mounted me and when he was about to liberate the south, Bam Hanoi High five.

Another example for emergency situations

1. You are making love, she decides to tell you at the point of liberation "hey you want to meet my parents", Hanoi high five, a perfect gesture to decline that meet.

by _GreenEggs&Ham_ June 15, 2019

Nicotine Fiend

A nicotine fiend is someone who is or thinks they are addicted to nicotine and is always trying to find some. They will oftentimes follow you into a bathroom and ask to hit your juul , sourin or other types of vape. They think using nicotine makes them seem cool and are annoying because they make you use up all of your vape juice and burn your pods and coils. They are often found in school bathrooms (aka the juul room #who put toilets in the juul room) camping out for people with a vape they can hit. The demographic for nicotine fiends is lower class men in highschool and fuckboy college freshman.

1. 1-"Hey ima go use the juul room"
2-" okay, but don't use that one its filled with fiends"
1-" okay thanks"

2. 1-"Bro this school is full of nicotine fiends"
2-" yeah I know they are everywhere its mad annoying"

by the UD'S Dictionary October 17, 2018

You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.

Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL

by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020

Five Iron Frenzy

1. A recently broken up Christian Ska band.

2. When you use a five iron to inflict damage on people and/or personal property.

Me and Joel had a Five Iron Frenzy at the driving range the other day.

by Tim_Dayton November 16, 2004

Cock Fiend

A person who wants the cock constantly. Can't be in the presence of one and not touch it.

DAMN! why am I such a cock fiend?

by SmartOne April 24, 2005