Five Iron

During sexual intercourse (of the straight variety), the male kneels next to the female, who is lying flat. He then positions his penis next to her vagina, looks away, and says, "Caddy, hand me my five iron" then yells "four" and swings his penis towards the girl's clitoris.

Girl - "OMG fuck me now"

Guy - "Hold on baby....Caddy, hand me my five iron"
"Four"

Girl - "Nice five iron baby, now fuck me."

by urmomma42 January 7, 2006

Five Iron Frenzy

1. A recently broken up Christian Ska band.

2. When you use a five iron to inflict damage on people and/or personal property.

Me and Joel had a Five Iron Frenzy at the driving range the other day.

by Tim_Dayton November 17, 2004

Five Iron Frenzy

a ska punk band that hails from Denver, CO. That have some of the most dedicated fans. However, they sadly live only in our hearts now.

no comparrison

by Heather the Guy December 11, 2003

Five Iron Frenzy

Wicked awesome Christian Ska band. Often very upbeat songs with interesting lyrics. Threw in the towel recently after recording their last CD ever, "The End is Near."


If you're a Ska fan and don't abhor references to God in their songs, you better buy their CD's.

"FIF is having a concert in town. My friend Beck's organizing it."

by [:amalga] August 15, 2004

Five Iron Frenzy

A Christian Ska band that recently just got back together. They have a great sound and have been making music since 1995 and released their first album in 1996 and only around 500 copies of it exist. In November of 2011 they announced that they were going to start making music and touring again.

Jim-"Five iron frenzy is definitely one of my favorite ska bands. What is your favorite ska band?"
Bob-"Mine has to be the OC Supertones."

by Bubblyhorses December 24, 2011

five iron frenzy

An awesome Christian Ska/Punk band. Their songs are super funny, not too much of that moaning about your freaking girlfriend crap, it's great. Their Cds include:
Our Newest Album-Ever!
The End is Here
The End Is Near
Upbeats and Beatdowns
Quantity is Job 1 and many more. If you haven't heard them, you don't know what you're missing.(besides your comb).

Five iron frenzy is the freaking best band ever!

by pineapple_babe March 7, 2005

five iron frenzy

The greatest band ever. of any genre of music. their songs are funny and sad and they sing about just about everything that normal teenagers go through. their tunes are catchy and make you want to skank like there's no tomorrow!

five iron frenzy kicks every other band's ass!!!

by groundrunner June 2, 2004