fire hydrant

fire hydrant: multiple meanings;
a) to use a penis enlarging pump to make your penis turn large,swollen and red to resemble a fire hydrant.
b) peeing on a red headed girl

"so i went to the sex store with lindsay lohan. needless to say, i had a double fire hydrant experience last night. freaky friday!"

by miguelacutty June 9, 2007

Human Fire Hydrant

SNLs' City Correspondent Stefon, defines a 'Human Fire hydrant' as a high waisted midget painted in red with a big ass.

He looks like a human fire hydrant!

by The Chabo May 5, 2011

Greek Fire Hydrant

While having sex, the guy pees into the girl's vagina and when she stands up, all the pee runs down her leg, like when a dog pees on a fire hydrant.

I had to shower after a drunk vagabond gave me a Greek Fire Hydrant.

by Niko K November 3, 2007

fire hydrant pussy

a girl whose pussy discharges like a fire hydrant

I had that "fire hydrant pussy" last night and it flooded out my neighbors downstairs.

by moodybitch August 15, 2010

fire hydrant

When your poop contains enough water to spray.

Also, a Cleveland Steamer gone horribly wrong.

Gah, just had a fire hydrant from that burrito yesterday. That skeezar waitress must have put something in it.

by Tray Graham March 25, 2005

German Fire Hydrant

This sexual move is very relieving, but takes a while to set up.

First, have sex with girls for a month, but before finishing, just pull out and stop.

Next, on the last day of the month, finish.

Last, watch as your sperm spews out of her ears and mouth at uncharted speeds. Like a fire hydrant.

kMurg: I just fucked a chick and gave her the ol' German Fire Hydrant.

Errybody: Dayyuummmmm boyyyyy!!!!

kMurg: Yes, yes, I know.

by kMurg March 3, 2011

fire-hydrant squeeze

To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.

There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.

by Kevin October 11, 2003