fixster

a hipster who rides a fixed gear bicycle. not actually into messenger style riding and when questioned about riding a fixed gear feels the need to defend themself

fixster response:
"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe? i mean theres an amalgam of reasons for you to.."
"YEAH BUT@ OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL $^_)$#UT(PE $JRQG(#$Y# (UQ%GTER@$&%N %E(RUGRDimtheman"

correct response:
"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe?"
"shut your cake hole suit"

by fuck ur. April 15, 2008

Fripster

The unholy union of Frat Guy + Hipster. A meathead in a dork's clothing- a phenomenon that is unfortunately growing all the more common as "underground" fashions push their way to the surface and into the mainstream.

I laughed for days when I saw a fripster run a stoplight get hit by car while riding his new fixed gear. Maybe he'll put a brake on it when he gets out of the hospital.

by Bobby Salsa November 3, 2008

fapsterbate

To masterbate or jack off VIGOROUSLY.

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.

by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007

Fistered

When you get raped by Doug Fister. Since being fisted destroys that region, being fistered is also destructive. If you have ever been fisted or seen someone fisted, you understand what I mean. He who has been Fistered has been utterly defeated, such as the 2011 New York Yankees.

The Yankees thought they would advance to the ALCS without Verlander on the bump for the Tigers, but they were Fistered by Dougie Fresh.

by Fister Fanatic October 7, 2011

fisterrific

The act of getting fisted real good.

Johnny last night was the best fisting I had this week. I think I love you. By the way here's your watch. You left it up there.

by Tommy R May 15, 2005

rie fister

a girl whose cunt is large enough to fit her fist.

hey look --- its RIE FISTER!

or used as a verb:

she got RIE FISTED last night!

by chase is AWESOME April 21, 2008

fisterbate

When fisting someone anally or vaginally, placing one’s penis into the fisting hand and masturbating into the anus or vagina being fisted while continuing to fist. The entire fisting hand and penis are inserted into the anus or vagina.

Shawn fisterbated Alex.

by LabelXM July 5, 2022