The Pensky File

A fictitious project that one who is slacking off claims to be working on. Derived from the Seinfeld episode "The Barber"

"The Pensky File is the big project I'm tackling right now."

by TheDailyZack February 3, 2010

x-files

A pioneering work of Science Fiction and one of the longest running TV series ever. It revolves around the lives and work of FBI agents Fox Mulder, a conspiracy theorist and believer in aliens, and Dana Scully, a non-practicing doctor who is often exasperated by Mulder's paranoia. The two agents are assigned to cases involving the unexplainable and the paranormal. Episodes have involved the whole gamut of plot themes, from Time Travel to Shapeshifting to Ancient Jewish Mysticism. Part of the show's allure is that the episodes rarely have what can be considered a "happy" ending, but one that does usually bring closure to that particular case.

The theme music for the X-Files is so creepy!

by Taylor Esformes May 17, 2005

x-files

probably the best show ever made. Includes Fox Willaim Mulder and Dana Katherine Scully who over nine years, battle through paranormal unsolved cases and fall in love.

I love X-files because it is the best show ever.

by Insidesource December 3, 2005

Fillea

one being on the mcdonalds menu because one is acting like a retard.

Kassia: It ain't real.
Jake: yes it is real. your acting like a fillea.

by lilbeast2012 October 15, 2010

The X-Files

The most innovative and awesome show to ever be on television

SCULLY: Have you thought seriously about dying?

MULDER: Yeah, once, when I was at the Ice Capades.

(Detour)

SCULLY: You've gotta quit looking for what isn't there. They've closed the X-files. There's procedure to be followed now ... protocol.

MULDER: Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston. I think it's free beer night at the Astrodome.

(The Movie)

by redmoon June 17, 2004

Cum Filled Twinkie

(1) When expectations of something exceeds the reality of it.
(2) When hopes and dreams of something are shattered.

When I was a kid I thought adulthood would be awesome but it turned out to be a cum filled Twinkie.

by Rastus McGee February 26, 2018

filero

Latin slang word for knife or something sharp.

He got stabbed with a filero.

by sandSStorm May 27, 2005