v. In the computerized offense report system for a major urban police department in southeast Texas, there is a drop-down list of actions a suspect may perform during the commission of a crime. #55 is "Tongue Anus." To "fifty-five" someone means that they are so incredibly hot that you'd even consider performing an act that you'd otherwise never do.
Guy 1: "Whoa! Check out that chick who just walked in!"
Guy 2: "She's hot! I'd fifty-five her in a heartbeat."
Guy 2: "She's hot! I'd fifty-five her in a heartbeat."
by Nite Owl July 10, 2007
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To deliberately mislead or misdirect. To cause someone to think or act a certain way based on incorrect information or actions.
(also known as "throwing a 52")
The background of this expression is unknown.
(also known as "throwing a 52")
The background of this expression is unknown.
That cell phone rate was a fifty-two fakeout. The actual charges came on the bill.
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Michael Vick threw the linebacker a 52 and ran for 20 more yards.
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Michael Vick threw the linebacker a 52 and ran for 20 more yards.
by Greg J. July 20, 2004
Get the Fifty-two Fakeout mug.A small subreddit where the user may click on a link and have a 50/50 chance of witnessing something sweet and innocent, or something extremely grotesque.
E.X. fifty fifty Reddit
50/50 chance of seeing a simple a woman folding laundry, or a woman folded by an SUV
50/50 chance of seeing a simple red square, or some maggot infested genitals
50/50 chance of seeing a simple a woman folding laundry, or a woman folded by an SUV
50/50 chance of seeing a simple red square, or some maggot infested genitals
by not evenwaubonsie June 5, 2014
Get the fifty fifty reddit mug.When a person looks exceptionally attractive from far away but as they are seen up close, are in fact, far from attractive.
"Damn that girl over there is hot!"
*Walks over to see her up close*
"Okay, take that back, she is butt ugly. Damn I hate fifty yard fakeouts!"
*Walks over to see her up close*
"Okay, take that back, she is butt ugly. Damn I hate fifty yard fakeouts!"
by You're Blind April 4, 2009
Get the Fifty Yard Fakeout mug.A sleeping condition whereby subjects get little to no sleep prior to a badass fishing trip. While present weeks and even months prior to a trip, the condition is most prominent the immediate night prior to fishing. Assuming the correct amount of whiskey, beer, Red Bull, sandwiches, potatoes chips, cocaine, marijuana, Swedish red fish, tobacco, coffee, Prozac and Xanax are consumed, the condition has little to no effect on the actual fishing itself. Good remedies include ample amounts of fish porn to ease the mind during an episode.
Dude, I didn’t sleep at all last night from finticipation. Good thing we have all this whiskey and blow.
by CO_Fisherman July 13, 2019
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Obviously meaning fantastic, but a pun nonetheless deserving of Sharkleberry himself.
Obviously meaning fantastic, but a pun nonetheless deserving of Sharkleberry himself.
Sahara: These condoms are mink.
The Gizzinator: The price is shastalammagexcore, but they're rellin.
Sahara: Fintastic!
The Gizzinator: The price is shastalammagexcore, but they're rellin.
Sahara: Fintastic!
by Sahara May 18, 2005
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