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fist festival

Fred: Hey, Phil...did you score at the party the other night?

Phil: Naw, man...I went home and had a fist festival.
by KingCobraRules August 24, 2010
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festival ready

This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.
Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.
by Bboxed September 2, 2014
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testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest
"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."
by squirrelspank June 8, 2003
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bitch fest

a "bitch fest" refers to an unproductive meeting of people where complaints are aired. The complaints that are aired can be about anything. Often the attendees of a bitch fest meeting will dramatically complain about one another. The best bitch fests will have complaints aired that have nothing to do with the original purpose of the meeting, and end with a few of the attendees having wild temper tantrums.

bitch, a colloquial phrase sometimes used for a woman who is considered bossy, manipulative, or showing anger, is used in the term "bitch fest". This is due to the belief, by some, that women are better at expressing their feelings than are men.

Men, however, have been found to be as capable of expressing dramatic complaints as are women, and the term can be applied to any gathering of people where complaints are passionately expressed, whether attendees are men or women. bitch has now also become common slang for "complaint", which can be applied equally to men or women.

"fest" is short for "festival". This describes how a meeting becomes more of a show, or performance.
The executives met on Friday to discuss the upcoming board of directors election. At the meeting, Jim complained about the snacks, John complained about executives only making one-hundred times more than what general employees of the company make, Sally complained about her limousine, Tom screamed at Brian that he was lazy, and Brian wet his pants complaining that Tom picks on him too much. No decisions were made. It was a fabulous bitch fest.
by MarkAlfred May 9, 2007
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fiesta salsa

The term created by Disney Channel Star, Raini Rodriguez. Originated from the song, “Living Your Dreams” from the Soundtrack of Disney Channel’s “Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3” Not usually meaning something specific, people use it as a phrase to make others laugh. Also associated with skinny legend.
by jeongin loml June 5, 2018
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Zest Fest Overload

the words that summon the almighty overlord Rei Ayanami.
*people in unision: Zest Fest Overload*

Rei Ayanami: It is i, Rei Ayanami, i have been summoned by the power of the quadruple zest fest. i will now commence the final alarm.
by KungFuBoris April 26, 2023
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Fart Fest Steamroller

It’s where a man and a woman scissor, with the man farting in the vagina, the man positions himself face first in front of the vagina. The woman then releases the fart via queefing into the mans face
That was a crazy fart fest steamroller last night!

Omg can we try the Fart Fest Steamroller later?
by lampgash June 17, 2018
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