ficklestick

A penis that rapidly changes between erect and flaccid without warning.

"Because he had a ficklestick, he was unable to pleasure a woman."

ficklestick by Wordsmith256 March 30, 2009

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fiddlesticks

a word that means jack shit even though it's supposed to be something you say when you mess up. IT'S NOT A SAYING!

you dumbass, fiddlesticks isn't a word, you deserve two kicks in the ass

fiddlesticks by iamthezebra August 15, 2010

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fiddledick

Drilling a series of holes in your penis in order to play the fiddle with it

I was so bored yesterday and i carved me up a fiddledick with my pocketknife

fiddledick by Digging8inchesdeep December 7, 2006

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fiddlesticks

Although normally used to replace certain swear words in negative exclamation, this word can also be used as part of a rating system for judging attractiveness of the opposite sex. It's used when the person is extremely attractive, and it's helpful in conversation because no one will know what the heck you're talking about.

Guy 1: That girl is fiddlesticks!

Guy 2: Definitely.

fiddlesticks by "Moose" April 16, 2009