Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.

Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.

by Chris March 13, 2005

bantha fodder

bantha fodder (n): a term derived from the popular 'Star Wars" movies, the bantha is a large tusked creature whose food is known as bantha fodder. Because of the inability for the bantha to attain lithe and agile food, its meals consist of weak and slow animals. Thusly, bantha fodder becomes a term used to define anyone or anything who fits the description of the bantha's fodder.

dude, charles has no skills. hes nothing but bantha fodder

man, you're game is bantha fodder

by willess July 2, 2006

dick fiddler

A woman who leads a man on into believing he's going to get some pussy, when really he hasn't a chance. Grown to popularity over words like tease because of the terminology "she played your dick like a fiddle"

Man, my best friend has gotten messed up with another one of those dick fiddlin' bitches...THOSE DAMN DICK FIDDLERS-She left him high and dry.

by bigpoppa20 May 23, 2006

fudderstick

Stick of which to fudder with.

Flesh coloured stick that arouses pleasure in the fudderee

Long hard stick used to stimulate flap region

Bobbie i'd love a good fuddering with your long hard (preferrably used) fudderstick

by fluffermuffin May 14, 2008

fidlering

boasting about things you never did. Exaggerating about accomplishments. grossly distorting the truth to make yourself look good

I survived 3 helicopter crashes without a scratch and that is not fidlering

by riggeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr September 11, 2010

finder

Someone who finds things, usually missing things.

Guy 1: I found what you lost, your porn collections. Thanks to me, the finder. Try not to masturbate or nut, it will damage the penis.
Guy 2: Ok thank you.

by LeilaSP March 19, 2019

fuddersnickle

Fuddersnickle is one of the kid friendly ways to say “fuck”

Friend: * slaps me across the face*

Me: “bro, what the fuddersnickle is wrong with you”

by SALLmighty June 4, 2020