Fertig

To ejaculate while flaccid without the assistance or need of a female.

Bro, I fertiged all over the floor.
Did she jack you off? Nah, I fertiged.

by Brohaan July 13, 2009

festie

Someone who goes to a lot of music festivals.

It does have the connotation of someone who gets wasted and parties while attending these festivals, but the overall meaning is based on simply frequenting festivals.

"So you said Steve might be coming to forest this year?"

"Yeah, but I don't think it's gonna happen, he's not much of a festie."

by briaguya September 12, 2014

SHUSH FATTIES

The easiest way to get a bunch of people to be quiet.

"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH FATTIES" *the world goes quite in realization that they have been called fatties but don't respond because they've been told to shush* SHUSH FATTIES is an expression used to easily get a bunch of people to stop talking.

by PigMacLord February 9, 2015

Fatting out

Being lazy and doing nothing, but enjoying the fact that you are -in fact- doing nothing; probably getting fatter because of it too.

"we are just fatting out tonight; watching a movie on DVD and eating some pizza. doing nothing but let it all fat out."

by Slothy McSloth June 29, 2008

Fried and Fertilized

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

Fattish

Fattish is a term which defines somebody who is the most obese stage of obesity
Fattish is a word to instantly annihilate somebody who is at least somewhat fat .
Using this word against a fat person in an argument instantly makes you the winner of the arguement

Boy 1: ur fat
Boy 2: ur fatter
Boy 1: well you're the fattest
Boy 2: well you're fattish
Boy 1: *dies*

by Stasiu12399 December 22, 2018

festigio

made up word by peter griffin from family guy!

"well you are a festigio... see i can make up words too"

by justsayno June 21, 2007