Fessage

A Facebook message. A message sent via Facebook.

did that girl ever call you?
no but she fessaged me.
(high five)

by badballz February 15, 2009

Fesso

An Italian Dialect word, probably meaning jerk or loser, though now used to describe clumsy or idiotic people, sometimes people that cause embarrassment, or even people that you see to be humorous in just being themselves.

*Peter drops his iPhone and screen cracks* John- "Peter you're such a fesso!"

*Peter rocks up to school wearing a pink lycra suit* John- "Peter you look like an absolute fesso"

*Peter gains stacks of weight over the summer holidays, and now looks like Barney the Dinosaur* John- "Dad ave you seen Peter? What a Fesso!"

*Peter embarrasses himself by saying 'hey' to a girl and then tripping over and farting at the same time* *John grabs a whiteboard marker and writes fesso on Peters head*

by Fesso Head September 14, 2013

fessing up

admitting something.

Kudos to the teen for fessing up the whole story.

by happymonday October 31, 2013

fessenden

An all boys boarding/day school in West Newton, MA. Grades K-9, optional boarding after 5th grade. Very strong academics and decent sports, most of the graduates continue on to the top prep schools in the county.

Fessenden is one the best schools in the country.

by mynameisjohn September 5, 2006

fessed

Mid 90s slang (NYC). Usually in reference to someone's moment of embarrassment or getting "punked out".

Did you hear about Julio? He got fessed by Jose in front of the Bodega.

by Perandor April 15, 2014

fessence

Pre-farting sensation. Can be a pleasant experience

Those beans ave me a terrible bout of fessence

by Colm November 30, 2004

Fessenden School

All boys prepschool. Great athletics and art.

Fessenden School rocks

by Laxboy4 May 17, 2009