Fedor Emelianenko

Fedor Vladimirovich Emelianenko is a Russian Mixed Martial Artist who currently competes in the heavyweight division of Affliction Entertainment/M1 Global's MMA promotion, Affliction. He holds notable wins over Mirko Cro Cop, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Mark Coleman, Kevin Randleman, Ricardo Arona, Andrei Arlovski, Tim Slyvia, Mark Hunt and is known for his "NON HUMAN" style of fighting. Emelianenko's only loss on his 30 - 1 record came via doctor stoppage due to a cut right by his eye in which the doctor felt he could not continue. Since it was a tournaments finals a winner needed to be declared. Fedor then avenged his loss 5 years later by defeating Tsuyoshi Kohsaka via TKO. Although Emelianenko posseses a dangerous grappling background in Sambo/Judo he also carries that "one hit knockout power" in his right hand. To sum it up Fedor is not human, he is a machine, he is an experiment by members of the Soviet Union and eventually escaped to mark his name in history. No one will ever defeat this man, unless Jesus Christ himself decides to join in on the heavyweight division of an MMA promotion. He will crush any heavyweight in any organization, yes including the UFC. Dana White knows this better than I do.

Roadie: Yo niggah, Brock Lesnar handed Frank Mir the beating of his life!

Frost: Ofcourse he did, Mir is no Fedor, wait till' they match him up against a true Martial Artist like Fedor and then we'll see how that cocky WWE wrestler is after his dreams get shattered at the hands of The Last Emperor.

Roadie: Relax man, why do u take it to the heart?

(Fedor Emelianenko then walks in the room and pulls Roadies soul out his fuckin' spine).

by KENPO310 July 18, 2009

fedorable

anything constructed from felt.

fedorable housing is much easier to heat, and reduces carbon footprints. With the increasing number of hats showing up at estate sales, this is perhaps more important than what is happening in the middle east.

by gore, inventor of the internet and the word fedorable February 17, 2008

fedorable

something that can be removed with a luffa sponge, or by dermabrasion.

For years I had this awful dead patch on the tip of my foreskin, but my astrologist took one look at it and proclaimed,"That is simply fedorable!" She gave me a few strokes with her pumice bar, and I was as smooth and tender as a baby's bottom.

by Little Red Robin Hood February 26, 2008

fedorable

furry and green with a brackish flavor.

I coughed up a fedorable lung cookie

by sheriff of nottingham February 25, 2008

Ferda

Commonly used in Canada, an action or moment done to benefit "the boys" usually used in compliance with "FTB".

Dave: Liam gets the award for most Ferda moment of the year,

Nick: Why?
Dave: Because he banged his girlfriend then broke up with her
Nick: Thats pretty Ferda

by yap1020 October 1, 2013

fedophile

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

Fedork

A noun meaning a person who is wearing or often wears a fedora.

oh my god, look at that fedork. I bet he's looking at a meme on his phone right now.

by eko gkl November 4, 2013