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corporate fellatio

A politically correct workplace word for the act of metaphorically sucking one's boss's dick (or strap-on) or going well out of one's way to get a promotion, raise, day off, ect. that is beyond normal brown-nosing.
Hey man, Terry's in the Director's office performing some corporate fellatio again. Let's see if he wipes off his mouth when he comes out.
by Bobby the Bug Man August 18, 2020
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fellatiowned

To be owned during the act of performing fellatio.
After being cockslapped across the face, Meghan realised with crushing clarity that she had been fellatiowned.
by jessica and marissa August 28, 2006
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fellatio

The beautiful art of cock sucking in which one lovingly places the penis of one's partner into one's mouth and caresses it with the tongue and tonsils while at the same time sucking ever so gently and moving one's head back and forth massaging the head of the penis.

If fellatio is performed properly, one's partner will ejaculate, at which time you should swallow his generous deposit, though amateurs often expel the semen from their mouths.

Fellatio should be practiced frequently, for every art and skill should be honored and perfected.
After Alex's date with Tom at the movies and the really expensive new restaurant, she thanked him by performing fellatio on him in his car. Tom welcomed her by cumming in her mouth, and promising another date next week.
by artoffellatio January 28, 2008
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fellatioraptor

A person who performs fellatio with great vigor.
Man, she handled my member like fellatioraptor! My cock aint never been treated like that!
by Nigritheus April 24, 2010
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self-fellatio

The art of performing a blowjob upon ones-self.
Dude, that guy can suck his own dick!
He is a true master of self-fellatio.
by stranga614 January 4, 2012
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auto fellatio

I heard Rob could do auto fellatio. Pretty weird shit.
by Himura February 22, 2004
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Fellacial

the combonation of getting a blowjob (fellacio), and then cumming on the girls face (facial).
i need me a fellacial
by st lunatix August 9, 2007
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