FD

fair does

do u like mushroom because im cooking that for tea
no
oh fd

by JG!)) January 03, 2012

FDS

A subreddit for women who are not sold on lowering standards to create a child with a cheeto finger gamer with a receding hairline, a crippling and increasingly depraved porn addiction causing ED, and a minimum wage job. They preach its better to be alone rather than trapped washing poop stained boxers and getting cheated on. Although they are not femcels, as that does not exist, they are against all Sex Work. Great community but a lot of TERF trash is hiding out there. Nobody is trying to dig the gold of any Uber Eats drivers or Walgreens cashiers so your safe Braydon. They are looking for suitable providers to raise children not in poverty. And won't sit around with some dude "building his empire" waiting.

If FDS wasn't a threat why are all these musty crusties so angry and obsessed with them?

by Unbotheredandokayso April 29, 2021

FDS

A deodorizing product derived primarily to cover the stench of a female's poorly tended genitalia. Prostitutes will commonly use it to hide the rank stench that wafts from between their thighs, and then huff it from the can when there are no trix to be had.

Jimbob: "Yo, bitch! WTF! Getcho stankin' ass in da other room an' FDS da shit out dat cooch o'yers!"
Sueann: "But Pa, I dun dat right after I screwed Billybob!"
Jimbob: "Did I ask about yer brother? I ain't puttin' my pecker near dat stank until'n ya FDS it!"

by Mojo the Rev. September 14, 2008

FDS

fuck damn shit.
A discrete and forum-friendly way of cursing.
Originally created (in this usage) by Ninja of the "dynamic superteam" kungfumosh (Lizzeh && Ninja, best known on quizilla.com for their caption quizzes).

AH FDS, I just slammed my finger in that car door

by makemefly June 30, 2006

fds

Term used by brazilians wich means "Foda-se!" (means "fuck you!")

- Hey dude, your shirt sucks!
- FDS!

by Shison January 31, 2008

FDS

Female Driving Syndrome

A syndrome affecting all women around the world preventing them from being good drivers. Running into stationary objects, parking accidents, and general reckless driving are all signs of FDS. It is currently incurable.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think happened to that car over there?
Guy 2: Looks like a case of FDS....

Officer: Sir, what was the reason for the accident.
Guy: The other driver suffered from FDS...

by Shion314 July 08, 2011

FD

Acronym of the online debate website ForDebating.com.

Did you see the new 16-man tournament on FD?

by ForDebating.com staff March 11, 2018