facelook

Looking at someone's profile on the social networking site, facebook, often specifically someone who you haven't met.

I had this blind date, and I was worried she would be a freak, so I facelooked her.

by icy118 August 26, 2007

nascar facelift

A white-trash female hairstyle. All the hair is pulled straight back very tightly and held in place with whatever is convenient in a sort of schoolmarm's bun. The effect is that the face appears stretched back.

"That big mama can go five miles an hour faster on her bike now that she got herself that NASCAR facelift."

by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006

facelurking

a). the act of going on facebook and looking at everyone and their brother's page ..i.e stalking people on facebook

b). going on facebook for such a long time it distracts you from doing things you should be doing!

a:Damn b,took ya long enough to call me back.
b:Sorry dude I just got caught up facelurking again.
a:you really LOVE facebook.
"Yeah my life consists of working, eating, sleeping and facelurking."

by afloydkillah June 28, 2007

facelibrarian

(n.) A person who exhibits extreme Facebook related behaviour, particularly of the nerdly variety e.g.
1. Having 376 photos of themselves available.
2. Refusing to use anything except their Wall as a means of electronic communication.
3. Refusing to be friends with anyone who is not on the 'book: the only point of making a new friend is to increase their friends count.
4. Publishing trips to restock on toilet duck as Events.

Bro #1: "Dude, Steph has become like a total facelibrarian since she got broadband."
Bro #2: "Yah bro, she's hot, but that whole making our first date a Public Event thing like totally weirded me out."

by Adam M. C. Archibald August 30, 2008

faceless.jpg

A paticular picture of a man after using PCP. A.k.a: Angel dust.

There is a caption underneath the picture:

while under the influence of angel dust this man decided to peel off his own face using pieces of broken mirror and feed the strips of flesh to his pet dogs. he survived due to the large amounts of drugs anesthetizing his system. The dogs were removed by police to the animal shelter, where their stomachs were pumped, resulting in the recovery of pieces of the mans face, lips, and nose

It is a very vivid picture, including ample amounts of blood.

Faceless.jpg is in someones photobucket account. DO NOT GET TRICKED.

THIS PICTURE IS NOT FOR ANYONE WHO GETS SCARED, DOES NOT LIKE BLOOD, OR CANNOT SLEEP AFTER HAUNTING IMAGES.

The ring? naw man, Faceless.jpg is way scarier then that.

by Max January 20, 2005

facelike

having general agreeable and considerate behavior; to be a good friend

Thanks for holding the door open for me, that's very facelike!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Facelooker

A person who has a Facebook account, never updates status or comments yet never misses an update made by others.

Captain Awesome wasted his time telling Itchy about his new table as Itchy already knew because he is a Facelooker.

by megagina December 12, 2009