fauxtard

a fake retard, someone who really isn't mentally challanged or delayed but acts like they are or acts slow or just down right stupid.

courtney you are such a fauxtard

by cowanj23 May 17, 2007

fagtard

A person considered homosexual and mentally retarded. The former can be caused by the latter simply because the retarded person may dress or act like a homosexual, however homosexuals are not necessarily retarded.

Peter Bass is a fagtard, look at him, with his long hair and absolutely repulsive appearance.

by The Hobo on Your Street May 4, 2003

Fastard

An incredibly stupid person who must be suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (F.A.S) and is also a retard.

That guy was so stupid, he's a real fastard!

by kmort April 10, 2007

Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007

fattard

a fat bastard. this usually applies to parents and/or teachers/priests/siblings/wenchs.

Gabby was telling Diana about how big a fattard her parents were on Saturday.

by Hanmah <(^^)> March 31, 2008

Fagtard

(n.) An insult used to describe someone who manages to be a faggot and a retard at the same time.

Person 1: How does Jason manage to be such a faggot and a retard at the same time?

Person 2: Yeah, that's because he spent years training to be the world's number one fagtard.

by TytaAlba October 12, 2015

Fagtard

A term to call someone as in insult, referring to homosexuals and handicapped people

Shut the fuck up fagtard

by LifeDestroy1988 November 14, 2015