The Fault in Our Stars 

the key to getting laid

"Dude how can I get this girl to sleep with me?" "Take her on a date to see The Fault in Our Stars"

The Fault in Our Stars by jmarie1437 June 10, 2014

Ass Fault 

When a dog or human has to shit on a paved road because they could not make it to an appropriate location in time.

I was so embarassed today while walking with Ms. Foo Foo Bottom, she had an ass fault and started crapping in the middle of the street in front of all the people sipping their Latte on the outside patio of the coffee shop.

Ass Fault by Lowrider Corgi March 4, 2016

San Andreas Fault Line 

The San Andreas Fault Line is a sexual maneuver where a male spreads his partner's buttcheeks and proceeds to defecate in his partner's spread buttcrack. Once he has finished, he then presses his partners's buttcheeks together. He then proceeds to shake his partner's butt in any way he can, which can include but is not limited to shaking or slapping. While he is doing this, he is screaming "EARTHQUAKE". After he is finished, he calculates how much feces escaped the buttcrack during the earthquake and gives it a rating on the Richter Scale.

"When my girlfriend said we should go to California to see the San Andreas Fault Line, I didn't expect an earthquake THAT big."

San Andreas Fault Line by MuhProphecy January 26, 2014

Face Fault 

Commonly during anime shows characters will drop and their legs will stick in the air. These are known as face faults and are often expression of a quick shock to something as overwhelming stupidity

person 1- As far as i can see you dont know my name
person 2- well you are near sighted.
person 1 - *face faults*

Face Fault by SL June 27, 2004

Engineers Fault 

On a construction site no matter what when things go wrong it is always the engineers fault even if they are not responsible or on site at the time.

Site Manager- "why is this wrong"
{Person who as done it} - "Engineers Fault"

Engineers Fault by Kill_crazy May 4, 2023

Segmentation fault 

v. the end-result of compiling and causing execution of faulty code that declares wordJihad/word against sections of memory where it is not bound to. Often results in a wordCore Dump/word.

20:52:05hc@builder:~$ uname -a
Segmentation fault (core dumped)

Segmentation fault by hc May 2, 2003

The Fault in Our Stars 

A book that you can literally throw at my face and it wont nearly hurt as much as the story.

Me:I Just Finished reading The Fault in Our Stars.... Im okay. Dont :) fahkin :) touch :) me :)

The Fault in Our Stars by LittleInfinity May 25, 2014