Leaving the faucet on 

The female equivalent of blue balls

Did you and jack get it on last night?
Yeah, he got his rocks off but he keeps leaving the faucet on so I have to finish myself off

Leaving the faucet on by PizzaCat November 8, 2014

Siamese Faucet 

A Way to annoy someone called josh

Josh go Google a Siamese Faucet

Siamese Faucet by Little_Lilly August 17, 2018

Hot faucet

Diarrhea that is so bad that it feels like a hot faucet running out of your ass.

I ate some spicy tacos and now my ass is like a hot faucet!!

Hot faucet by SatchJR May 28, 2006

Bloody Faucet

Excessive amount of blood coming from, you know where.

Ally is known for her bloody faucets. Can you hold your bloody faucet? She needs to carry 50 tampons and pads per day for her bloody faucet.

Bloody Faucet by heyitsAL November 30, 2010

Shit Faucet 

A bowel movement characterized by a purely liquid fecal stream coming from the anus.

I polished off a bottle of Makers last night and had the beer shits first thing this morning. It was a repugnant 20 second shit faucet.

Shit Faucet by GoldenChild33 February 22, 2009

cum faucet 

A dick.

Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.

cum faucet by scratchy2868 June 2, 2015

Snot-faucet 

Snot-faucet describes a person suffering an inordinate amount of nasal drainage and discharge. Usually symptomatic of people suffering common head colds.

Used to describe the person suffering the malady or the nose itself.

@BizzyBee forgot her handkerchief this morning. And yet, her snot-faucet wouldn't let her forget it.

Snot-faucet by illig March 3, 2009