faucet butt

When your stool is liquid and runs from anus like a faucet.

I drank to much beer last night and now I have Faucet Butt.

by Siosiekay March 27, 2020

faucet monster

A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.

Dude I just laid this mean faucet monster and left the hot water running, we better GTFO!

by translantic01 June 28, 2011

rusty faucet

As defined as "the sexual act of a girl/guy giving a guy a rim job while twisting on the mans dick with both hands as if in the act to stop a leak"

Trav was super horned up last night and met a guy and gave him the rusty faucet, he really needs to wash him mouth after that.

by Jed12345$$& May 20, 2017

dirty faucet

Your butthole after Chili's and anal.

We are NOT having anal, I don't want to be a dirty faucet tomorrow morning.

by Mr . Plumber May 6, 2022

Faucet method

Where a woman places her bits under a warm running faucet in the bathtub so that the stream of water hits her clit just so.

I did the faucet method in the tub today then drank a big glass of wine!,l

by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021

Ass Faucet

Diheria so sever it comes out like water out of a bath tub faucet

Matt: Man last night I had the Worst ass faucet ever!
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.

by omgpoopmachine January 23, 2009

butt faucet

Someone who talks like they know everything about anything but the only thing that comes out is pure shit.

Dave was a butt faucet at poker last night.

by captain_canuck August 14, 2005