farteater

A farteater is a person whose moral character smells but they hide it like an odor eater. They cover up their moral stench.

Stacey thought his shit didn't stink, but that clever fox discovered that Toby is nothing more than a farteater.

by eschatologicalsanguine April 30, 2011

Fattest

Almost or equivalent to the term "darkest". Formally used by hippies and stoners to show How large their rip was.

Person 1 - Dude I just hit the fattest bong bro

by just a normal person June 18, 2016

factster

thinks he knows everything, but in reality knows little about nothing; and is willing to make up false facts to prove ridiculous, untrue points.

Wow, Nolan is such a factster.

by softball17 September 28, 2010

fantasterrific

A feeling that means fantastic and terrific at the same time! Your stomach starts to feel all in knots and does flips...while you have butterflies. That's when you know that something is fantasterrific.

He just gives me this fantasterrific feeling and it's almost indescribable.

by milkyway December 23, 2006

The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known

She weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. And he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! Jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(

The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known

by jessicaisugly6609 May 27, 2010

fauxtester

A faux-protester, someone paid to protest despite lack of political interest.

"Hey man have you see all these 'fauxtesters' at Trump Tower today?"

by LingoLance November 13, 2016

Fagtasteriffic

To act in a way that denounces you a fagler; see don.

You sir, are a Fagtasteriffic ballroom dancer

by Don can suck my balls August 29, 2006