Farrelly

The lover of wenches

'A male lover of wenches'

'You are such a farrelly, you love wenches'

by Niki163 December 9, 2012

Dutch Farewell

When you knock a girl on the head with your wooden shoe after or while having sex with her. This is often done by drunk Dutch guys who realize, when starting to sober up, what the girl actually looks like.

The tap on the head will leave her unconscious or at the very least dazed and confused, hereby buying the guy enough time to make a quick and quiet escape. In addition, the guy will leave the clog on the bed next to her so that she has something to remember him by.

When the roles are reversed the name for this scenario is commonly known as Clog Knockout. In reference to the shoe as well as the girl that was obviously out of the guy's league.

Male: Dude! Why didn't you warn me when I took that monster home! Now I just had to give her a Dutch Farewell when I was able to see in 3D again and noticed how fugly she was!!
Damn! That Dutch supermodel that I picked up yesterday gave me a Clog Knockout when she realized what I looked like. Well that will teach not to try and get girls that far out of my league...

Female: OMG!! I was feeling so great doing that gorgeous guy yesterday! To bad that when he sobered up and looked me in the face, he immediately gave me a Dutch Farewell...
I can't believe I let that ugly monkey take me home yesterday!! I really need to stop drinking so damn much! Thank God I sobered up and gave him a Clog Knockout before he got my pants down!!

by GMMC February 8, 2010

Wello Farewell

When someone goes out of their way to brag about their holidays or their current idyllic location just so as to get kicked out of a group chat

Wello ' Hope you guys are enjoying work, I am currently in Fiji'
Admin - 'Thanks for the Wello farewell, bye...' <Kicks from group chat>

by HK_prop February 5, 2019

farewell

another word for goodbye that derives from the vikings, from the norwegian words: "far vell" which means "travel good".

Farewell my good friend.

by Jørund B. Fagerjord January 31, 2007

Farrelltastic

An adjective used to describe a fucked lifestyle in which someone eats mcdonalds and subway while gaming on the ps3 all day constantly.

Person A: Dude where have you been?

Person B: Check out what ive got! 3 double big mac meals, a foot long sandwhich from subway and im gonna play uncharted 2 and Assansins Creed Brotherhood all day.

Person C: Mmmmm...Farrelltastic

by fuckstupidteachers June 6, 2011

Farrell

Farrell is a kind and generous soul. He is creative extremely successful in many areas. Farrells make their friends feel loved and protected. Anyone who knows a Farrell is lucky to have one in their life.

You aren’t quite a Farrell, but you will have to do.

by Moonflower August 25, 2018

fagwell

referring to boys who cannot tell the difference between good looking and ugly chicks to save their life.

1."hey look she is so hot"

"what is wrong with you fagwell?"

2."I rode the metro with (insert girls name) yesterday"

"pffft...fagwell"

by monsieur le x September 14, 2009