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Fetish Farming

Fetish farming is when someone gives an artist a seemingly innocent request that seems harmless at first, but is actually fetishy, this request is asked for multiple times. Fetish farming is mostly used to take advantage of artists MOSTLY young artists into drawing fetish art, stay safe kiddos.
Here are a few examples of this.
Stranger: Can you draw insert character burping?

Stranger: Can you draw insert character burping PLEASE?! ((And this question is ASKED multiple times))

Artist: Basically closes any form of request, anonymous or not
Someone: Why can't you fetish farming weirdos just DRAW the damn art yourselves?
by Kyandi_pup August 26, 2022
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Balls Farting💯

Balls farting💯 Often happens when dad is drunk. But honestly can happen whenever you feel like it.
“ ‘there are like 12 people from my highschool….’ ” nah, Balls farting💯
by Lilstickynutz January 19, 2022
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human farming

The practice, by nation states, of the parasitical exploitaion of its population.

Evolved from the slavery, subsequent feudal and Monarchical/Federal models of civilisation, human farming is practiced globally (enabled through Uniform Commercial Code in the USA and Admiralty Law in the EU) through the use of social programming. This programming is achieved through eduction systems and religion, propoganda through mass media and terror tactics (covert/overt military force). It enables the ruling class of a nation to systematically and continuously reap taxes (the produce) from the human 'herd'.

Great care is taken by the farmers to preserve the appearance of 'normality' to its livestock as those that become aware of the manipulation are often 'lost' if not succesfully rehabilitated via penal/psychiatric means. The farmers also motivates the herd to consume the products and services available on the farm to stimulate an artifical economy for the purposes of reinforcing the herds cohesion. This is done to continually maximise productivity. Due to the inherent unsustainability of the practice, human farming eventually reverts to a totalitarian sytem of slavery and the cycle begins again.
Human farming is just like life in the Matrix but it's real and it's everywhere!
by wavemachine February 18, 2016
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situational farting

Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.
"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."
by gobroberts October 22, 2013
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Garmin Farming

The act of farming garmin points in cheap, unfair or unofficial ways such as setting step goals and going for impossibly short runs in order to rise on the Garmin point leaderboard.
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey Aidan how do you always hit your step goal?”
Aidan: “well I just set my step goal to 100!”
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey! That’s Garmin Farming!”
by Elliud Kipchoge January 29, 2020
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Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

when a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the loudest fart ever.
It's also used to curse fat people.
man 1: what was the answer Jacob

I couldn't hear it because of your fat asshole farting toxic
jacob: what the fu-
by FAFTboi12 February 8, 2022
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