by Dylan Jackson May 15, 2007
Get the farquar mug.This is a term you say when something unbelievingly unpredictable happens and it is just too good to say what the fuck. Its origin is from Lord Farquad from the movie Shrek, because he is a totally unpredictable badass!
Oliver: (Jumped off a twenty story building and survived)
Juan: What the Farquad!
Andres: Isnt that the badass guy from shrek?
Juan: What the Farquad!
Andres: Isnt that the badass guy from shrek?
by jackbologna February 27, 2010
Get the What The Farquad mug.A farqua is something you would call someone you wish to put on a lower level. A farqua is a douschbag, fag, loser, idiot, a farqua is a retard. it can also be a little shithead. a sprout. a dork, yet farqua is a sarcastic, yet truthful terminology.
when some does something dorkish or weird, call them a farqua.
when a guy is checking you out and nods his head to let yo know that he is looking at you then suddenly trips in front of you.. this would be an appropriate time to call out the word farqua.
when some nerd in class gets an A on a test that you needed to get an A on, but you suck and have a better social life... you should call them a farqua
when someone thinks their funny, call them are farqua.
when a guy is checking you out and nods his head to let yo know that he is looking at you then suddenly trips in front of you.. this would be an appropriate time to call out the word farqua.
when some nerd in class gets an A on a test that you needed to get an A on, but you suck and have a better social life... you should call them a farqua
when someone thinks their funny, call them are farqua.
by Lo (the biggest) May 1, 2009
Get the farqua mug.You're such a farquaad
by the DustRoom May 2, 2006
Get the farquaad mug.1. A random word to break silence
2. A fat limbless puff of fur, resembling a fox
3. A womans secret affair subject
2. A fat limbless puff of fur, resembling a fox
3. A womans secret affair subject
1. "......Farquard"
2. "Aww. Your blue farqaurd isso cuuute~"
3. "I've that that fat bastard is her farquard"
2. "Aww. Your blue farqaurd isso cuuute~"
3. "I've that that fat bastard is her farquard"
by Farquardius May 24, 2008
Get the Farquard mug.Sexual Orientation where a mistakenly straight female is attracted to men under the height of 4'6" and are typically gay. These men have extremely masculine faces, yet have very feminine mannerisms. Women that find this type overtly attractive are typically attracted to gay men and therefore, will never have enjoyable sex due to the lack of attraction from either party. There are no treatments for farquaadsexuals other than to watch Shrek the Musical over porn.
by farquaaddani September 12, 2016
Get the Farquaadsexual mug.Farquad is a shithed and deserve to get crotch bugs from being a loser. shrek is superior and farquad shouldn't even try cause he's only 2 feet tall. that dumbass is so ugly with his shitty bowlcut hair. can't even marry a girl who likes him back
farquad sucks ass
by shrekbabies4 March 18, 2020
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