fagPad

A derogatory term for the iPad; used to make fun of people for purchasing such an unnecessary device

- Look at Kevin over there playing with his fagPad
- He paid 500 bucks for that thing? What an asshole.

by cmh_580 August 12, 2011

FAPPAGE

That to which one faps. The object of ones masurbatory desires. noun.

The interweb contains a vast amount of serious fappage.

by IndigoRed September 3, 2007

fapama porn laden

The title awarded to one that is so good at fapping to porn that they can stealthily achieve this task with family members within 20 feet of their fap-facility

Oh man I fapped so hard last night

weren't your parents home? and dont you live in a one room shack?

Yeah but im fapama porn laden...

by billybobthorton543534 July 7, 2010

Fappacino

Masterbating as soon as you wake up in the morning.

Joe started his day with a fappacino in front of his work computer.

by spoondawwg February 24, 2013

Faparazzi

A plural term for the legions of young men that follow and lust for the starlet du jour.

Faparazzi #1: Two more nude Jessica Hudgens pics just hit the 'Net!

Faparazzi #2: I'll be in my room. With the door locked. All day.

by Belunan August 26, 2009

Fapp

To masturbate furiously. So hard, in fact, that it makes a wet "fap" noise repeatedly. the double "p" in this word is because it is the abbreviated version of "Fapping".

John: eww! what are you doing!!?
Jake: (fapfapfapfapfap) hey man! everybody fapps!
John: let go of my cat!

by DRAGON FORCE January 17, 2006

fappening

A portmanteau of "happening" and "fap", the latter of which in turn is an onomatopoeia for masturbation. Popularized by the 2014 celebrity pictures hacking scandal, or "Celebgate".

The Fappening is the name that’s been given to the gigantic booty of sexts and other steamy photos that leaked all over the internet after first being posted on 4Chan earlier this weekend

by AGC195 September 2, 2014