Fappatite

Your Appitite for fapping

Guy 1: I was about to beat off earlier but then I say my dad naked

Guy 2: Ehh that’s Disgusting

Guy 1: yeah I totally lost my Fappatite

by LiamM33 December 10, 2017

fapfather

An incredibly alpha/potent male who mandates the masturbation of those who seek his shelter. Often thought of as "the God father of ejaculation."

Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"

fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."

Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."

by thefapfather September 10, 2020

Farhat

One of the biggest dick wielding males on this planet. Smart mf who dresses too fly and regularly pops bottles with models. Smells like YSL cologne and wears brands you probably can't pronounce

Yo bro that's not your girl anymore. We just saw her go upstairs with a Farhat looking ass mf.

by whatshappeninghoe November 22, 2021

faphand

The Hand you fap with.

A: I wash my faphand after I fap.
B: I did not know that!

by Urguide January 12, 2014

fapnatic

a person whose enthusiasm for fap to somebody or something is extreme or beyond normal limits.

-Mike, can I borrow your Tiffany preston's DVD's?.
-OK, but don't forget to give them back, I'm a real Fapnatic of that hottie.

by jessicobarker January 9, 2013

fapchat

similar to a finsta, but basically on snapchat

person: did you see what she posted on her finsta and fapchat?

other person: yeah, she was more agressive about her fake best friend on her fapchat.

by ayare May 26, 2018

farhat

farhat is a homosexual salesman pretending to sell car parts but in reality is selling over the pants handjobs and parts for flying carpets.

farhat is in disguise as he is a remote start.

look at that fuckin' farhat over there trying to blend in.

by mfer farhat August 20, 2019