fandango

1. A lively dance.
2. When someone gets fired after a very short tenure due to ridiculous behavior. Usually used with the verb 'to do'.

John: Did you hear about Scaramucci?

Bill: Scaramucci? Scaramucci?
John: Yes. He did the fandango.

by Elemence23 August 1, 2017

fundanshi

Boy who enjoys watching or reading yuri (romantic or sexual girl love). Girl version (and opposite) is a fujoshi.

Hey, did you know that dude was fundanshi ?

Well, I mean I'm lesbian so...

by the_seas_wine_red January 10, 2018

fandamentalist

A person that goes to extremes in defending their chosen smartphone, software, or console against fans of competing products.

Gary: I love my iPhone!

Jim: Your iPhone sucks! I will come to you in the night and burn your house down, after which I will do horrible things to your person.

Gary: Dude, chill! Don't be a fandamentalist! Your Android is cool too.

by thatonehotterchick August 25, 2011

fandabbydosey

Expression of delight or approval popularised by the character "Jimmy Cranky" on British children's television during the 1980's.

I have a crisp new one pound note for you to spend on gay porn little Jimmy.

FANDABBYDOSEY!!!!!!

by Dan Fox August 20, 2003

fandalism

–noun
1. deliberately mischievous or non-malicious modification of property: fandalism of public buildings. With intent of showing appreciation of said property.
2. the conduct or spirit characteristic of the fandals.
3. willful or ignorant alteration of artistic or literary treasures with view for appreciation or correction.
4. a fandalic act.

Person 1: Who's wrote on our sign!?
Person 2: Must be a fan, look at it
Person 1: "We love you.." but they're wrote all over it! it looks a mess!
Person 2: Aww, bless. Such fandalism.

by StANTo February 26, 2008

fondant

A sugary substance resebling cookie dough. Mainly used in the cake making or pastry world.

this fondant tastes and looks delicious

by Pasha Stookie March 27, 2005

Fanwank

A term used in Doctor Who fiction to refer to any piece of work which reuses old monsters or characters purely in an attempt to stir feelings in the groins of sad anal fanboys.

Fan1 "In this new book, the Daleks, the Cybermen and Yartek team up to fight a war against the Doctor, UNIT and the Time-Lords. The Doctor finally defeats The Master on the planet Skaro with help from Leela, K9 and the Sonic Screwdriver."

Fan2 "Sounds like a load of fanwank to me!"

by Ian Moore January 28, 2004