Fartitude

Somebody who pushes their farts out as loud as possible hoping to cause misery and suffering

Eeeeew, I'm not getting in the elevator with him, he has "fartitude"

I hate sharing a bed with someone who has "fartitude"

by Beckrocks April 11, 2016

Fagnitude

A measure of how gay someone or something is.

The fagnitude of Johns spice girls shrine is off the charts.

by melagator July 13, 2010

Fattitude

when a fat chick knows she's fat, but has confidence and can carry herself like she's the hottest girl in the room.

"Yo, that chick's huge"--Sebastian
"Yeah, but she's got mad Fattitude, that's what's good".--Me

by D0peman December 3, 2009

fattitude

when somone who is large or obese gives you attitude.

or a small or skinny person acts as though he/she is fat

courtny: is mouing down a big double cheese burgur meal.

jeb: man she's so skinny where does it all go.

carl: ya she definatley has a fattitude.

jeb: yesterday this fat chick was giving me fattitude.

carl: i hate that.

by tachison November 6, 2011

Fattitude

happens when you take food away from a fat person, sometimes during a weight intervention.

don't get a fattitude with me lard butt, ill eat your sandwich. =D

by Samuel Mcdonald January 19, 2008

Failiure To Life

Someone who does not succeed in anything useful or important.

This person has no life, and is a loser in all ways, shape, and form.

He/She can't do anything right, and just fails at anything and everything.

*Darcy is hammering nail into wall, and accidentally hammers nail into finger*

Natalie " What a Failiure To Life"

Darcy " haha, I'm so stupid "

* gum drops out of mouth, then she begins laughing like an idiot, then chokes on her gum *

by Chealyn February 17, 2009

Life Failiure

Someone who is completely and utterly terrible in dealing with the fundamentals of living in regular society. Life Faliures are usually self-centered and unaware that the real world does not revolve around thier own set of small and close minded beliefs.

Brendan believes that he should get a refund on his
Sci-Phone becase he thought he was getting an i-phone even though the ebay seller advertisement Sci-Phone quite cleary on his shop page.

Brendan is such a "Life Failiure"

by The Thunder Man August 3, 2009