failbork

A better name for Facebook.

I stopped using failbork as it's full of fake people, fake news and should not be a part of life.

by Impshum November 23, 2020

failboy

Like a mailboy, except he delivers fail.

You're such an unbelievable failboy!

by jukthe June 29, 2010

mexican failboat

A raft made with bits of hair, generally of poor mexican woman and occasionally dogs. The raft is used to send mentally retarded mexican children out to sea to be destroyed by sharks.

Sailer 1: Dude! Whats that? its some black stringy thing with a bunch of mexican kids on it!

Sailer 2: Thats the mexican failboat... and those kids are retarded so its fucking hilarious.

by AJDB March 16, 2009

failboding

The feeling, as you sit there reading online or consuming other media, that whatever you're currently taking in is destined to create a gigantic kerfluffle or imbroglio in the blogosphere, which is going to rock teh interwebz. You can just see it's headed directly for the oncoming juggernaut of discursive DOOM.

Did you read that post on X's blog? I have major failbodings about that.

by spes_unica June 16, 2009

failboat

Another name for the titanic,which was the biggest failure in boating history.

I used to be a sailor just like you, then I took a failboat to the knee.

by I'mAddictedToUrbanDictionary March 22, 2013

failboat

the ultimate of a failure. one who can do nothing positive in life and one who only has more failing to look forward to in life.

you puppy is a failboat for peeing in my bed.

by #1 failure July 5, 2009

Failboy

1 - A man who fails in life.

2 - A person who epicly fails.

3 - Someone who is so ignorant, that he/she has clearly demonstrated he/she is worthy of the title 'Failboy'.

You haven't seen southpark? You incredible Failboy!

Failing at such an epic scale can only mean you are nothing but a Failboy!

Boy, you fail!

by Jonathan Quiz July 10, 2009