faff [faffer]

Brit to spend your time doing a lot of unimportant things instead of the thing you should be doing

I wish you'd stop faffing about and do something useful! Cambridge International Dictionary of Phrasal Verbs

by Nina24 June 30, 2005

fuffer

A fuffer is a blanket. Can also be used as a verb meaning to cover with a blanket.

Father: "Are you ready to be tucked in yet? It's past your bedtime."
Child: "I can't go to sleep yet. I can't find my fuffer!"
Father: "Well I guess you'll have to deal with being fuffered with this blanket for tonight."

by Kerlack July 3, 2009

Fafflequag

A duck or any plump fowl wrapped in saran/plastic wrap, tight enough to hold them still but not hurt them at all, none of the wrap affects their breathing or walking.

Done for the purposes of none.

"That duck sure is a fafflequag"

"Look there its a fafflequag"

by MarcelM February 10, 2008

flaffer

The long brush-ended object used in cleaning a toilet.

a) What you really used the flaffer for that?

b) Yeah, I totally need a new flaffer my old flaffer isn't flaffing enough anymore.

by Streekdaman December 25, 2011

Faffacake

A person who faffs around taking time

I wish she would hurry up and stop being a faffacake

by Starkers August 18, 2013

fatfest

That meal you have at 2 in the morning that is larger than all of your other three meals combined.

Fatty: I think I ate two fish filets, a huge smoothie, the rest of the mashed potatoes and red beans and rice, and four pieces of pizza. And a bowl of ice cream.

Bystander: Sounds like you had a whole nuther dinner!

Fatty: I think of it as more of a fatfest.

by NoeOffenseBut... February 25, 2014

farfegfucked

The opposite of farfegnugen. It is used to describe the feeling one may experience while driving a Volkswagen when it breaks down or is totally destroyed in an accident.

I was driving along feeling farfegnugen, then suddenly the car broke down in the middle of nowhere and I felt farfegfucked.

by Methodical March 31, 2015