facepalmer

A statement or action that leads one to perform a facepalm.

Person A: "So, how hot is that new TA in Calc?"
Person B: "Let's just say she's generous with her curves."
Ignorant Bystander: "Yeah, I really shouldn't have done that well on that exam as I actually did. Question 6 nearly killed me."
Person A (to B): "Dear God, was that ever a facepalmer."

by Peter the Greater August 23, 2007

faceplamm

A /faceplamm/ is a 'facepalm'qv moment wherein the fail being reacted to is of such enormity that basic fine motor control has broken down and the reactor is reduced to mashing the keys without being able to correctly count or sequence the letters of the word. Coined by mordac.

<Person A> See, for instance, 2g1c
<Person B> What's 2g1c?
<Person C> DON'T google it!!
<B> ....aiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
<C> (faceplamm)

by imipak June 18, 2011

Faceblaster

A guitar solo so triumphant that it is capable of blasting the listener's face off.

Fuck man, Dime can rip off a faceblaster like nothin'.

by Jesus McCandyland May 22, 2010

faceplant

The act of going to give someone head, and missing the dick and therefore, faceplanting on the balls.

or

When going to anal someone and pushing their head down too far, making them doing a faceplant into the pillow and suffocating.

"Tits man, we wuz gettin all funky and I did a mad faceplant right into his testes"

"Dang, homeboy negro faceplanted that bitch baaad last night at the crackhouse!"

by KICHKO June 2, 2008

Faceinated

the recipient of a sudden and surprising death stare as a result of ones stupid and/or ignorant statement.

todd just got faceinated for being a moron.

by oneillrider765 March 13, 2010

Facepaste

When upon hearing someone's last name, having full permission to creep their book immediately after to see photos, wall, and other info.

Ben I totally facepasted his name into search to creep his book and see what he looked like, and he's ugly as shit.

by Lauraleaaaa February 18, 2011

FaceSlave

A person who has developed a dependency on Facebook.

Emily is a FaceSlave. She spends every waking moment on Facebook telling everyone what she is doing, where she is or what handbag she has just bought.

by ghi07 July 20, 2012