by Shiva196 February 27, 2012
Get the Faceplant Dance mug.Clearly the person that posted the definition calling Faceparty "tragic" is too ugly to make use of Faceparty's main benefit, namely its use as a forum for people to meet with a view to having totally meaningless sex.
"I went on Faceparty last night, met a chick and was round her house banging her face within the hour."
by Hoona April 5, 2005
Get the FaceParty mug.mustache hair separates at this point... (facetaint).
I split my face taint on my friends fist.
When one smells a fine cigar you swipe the cigar across your face taint...
I split my face taint on my friends fist.
When one smells a fine cigar you swipe the cigar across your face taint...
by Majongen July 7, 2008
Get the facetaint mug.during intercourse, when one substitutes another's face for a canvas, deploys massive amounts of fecal matter upon it, then uses their erected penial instrument as a utensil of artistic expression
so...your mother and i tried something new last night. i gave her a mexican face paint...she loved it!
by tdogg6940 October 28, 2009
Get the mexican face paint mug.A UK chat community populated by losers looking for a date over the internet, or people who spend every waking hour of their life talking to their buddies who they have never met. To add insult to injury the actual chat client is the buggiest piece of shit I have ever used. It makes getting into your desired chatroom an absolute chore due to the glitchy 20-user limit. (for example, if you can't get into a chatroom because it's full, then it suddenly drops, you still can't get in because it's broken)
The true geeks buy into FP's "Cool Tools", a small upgrade to FP accounts where you can use new icons, see who rated you a gimp, etc. Only the biggest idiot will actually use these tools to good effect - it's a chatroom, I really could care less about what icon I have next to my name. If I want my own icon and customized profile i'll just log onto AIM, thank you very much.
The true geeks buy into FP's "Cool Tools", a small upgrade to FP accounts where you can use new icons, see who rated you a gimp, etc. Only the biggest idiot will actually use these tools to good effect - it's a chatroom, I really could care less about what icon I have next to my name. If I want my own icon and customized profile i'll just log onto AIM, thank you very much.
neo_tranz: well no id rather not waste my breathe...but thanks
bert_sykes2: breath?
bert_sykes2: it's a chatroom
bert_sykes2: you type
bert_sykes2: you don't speak
neo_tranz: how clever of u to notice
bert_sykes2: breath?
bert_sykes2: it's a chatroom
bert_sykes2: you type
bert_sykes2: you don't speak
neo_tranz: how clever of u to notice
by DCI December 17, 2004
Get the FaceParty mug.The act of going to give someone head, and missing the dick and therefore, faceplanting on the balls.
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When going to anal someone and pushing their head down too far, making them doing a faceplant into the pillow and suffocating.
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When going to anal someone and pushing their head down too far, making them doing a faceplant into the pillow and suffocating.
"Tits man, we wuz gettin all funky and I did a mad faceplant right into his testes"
"Dang, homeboy negro faceplanted that bitch baaad last night at the crackhouse!"
"Dang, homeboy negro faceplanted that bitch baaad last night at the crackhouse!"
by KICHKO June 2, 2008
Get the faceplant mug.When upon hearing someone's last name, having full permission to creep their book immediately after to see photos, wall, and other info.
Ben I totally facepasted his name into search to creep his book and see what he looked like, and he's ugly as shit.
by Lauraleaaaa February 18, 2011
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