On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.
by marc_the_legend March 10, 2008
Get the face time mug.The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.
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I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
by Mastro-K April 24, 2016
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Get the face time mug.to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.
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by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011
Get the Cheese Grater To The Face Time mug.when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd
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