facebitch

One who chooses to use facebook status updates for negative comments instead on positive ones.

I had to remove my friend from my facebook updates, she's such a facebitch.

by pmarcotte December 27, 2011

Facebitcher

Someone who constantly updates their Facebook status with complaints and disgruntlement about life, boyfriend/girlfriend, work, school,etc, etc.

Mike-"Shari is complaining about her boyfriend on Facebook...again."
David-"Yeah I saw, she such a Facebitcher."

by Dr. Douche June 16, 2012

Faceboochisme

The act of aggressive gossiping on facebook. This is usually a practice among Latino youth, but it crosses over to other ethnic groups inhabiting facebook.

first speaker: Man, did you see la chonas status?
second speaker I know! Who is she trying to kid by saying she was at the library last nigh. I saw her at the club on Wednesday nigh.
first speaker: OMG! Did you see that photo she posted of herself in a two piece bathing suit.
second speaker: Cochina.
third speaker: You all are crazy with the faceboochisme.

by digicholo June 28, 2010

facebitch

a facebitch can be one of the following things:

1. one of your many bitches, male or female, who happen to have a facebook account

2. your online bitch, male or female, because there is no interaction of any sort in person

or

3. a douchnozzle who uses formspring to talk shit while anonymous because they don't have the balls to say it in person

Jeff: Dude, Bridgette told me she would defintely give me a blowjob when i was facebook chatting her!

Bill: Oh, so she's your facebitch.

Jeff: Damn right she is!

Tommy: Hey Sam, who was that person who said your girl was ugly and that he fucked your mom?

Sam: No idea, he was using formspring like the facebitch he is.

by /b/tard's /b/rother July 19, 2010

facebiotch

An unjustifiably overly popular person with several online friends. This person usually gets lots of positive feedback for posts and pictures and seldom will respond back or acknowledge the attention they get. A facebiotch will usually only pay attention to new people until they no longer have a use for them.

McKayla is such a facebiotch that she couldn't even comment on the funny inside joke that I posted for her birthday.

by glassh0uses November 12, 2012

Facebooth

Noun: the combination of Facebook and Dailybooth. When someone puts a new profile picture up almost every day.

Variation: Faceboother: that friend who uploads a new profile pic almost every day.

*Jeremy uploads new Facebook profile pic, the 6th one in 8 days.*

Jane: Another new profile pic??? Jeremy, this isn't Facebooth!
Jeremy: Sorry. I guess I'm just a Faceboother.

by Orange-Orange Worker September 15, 2010

facebitch

n. A female who spends an inordinate amount of time on social networking websites; especially one who then complains about not having enough time in real life.

"Jane constantly whines about being disorganized. She's always late, she never finishes her school assignments, and her house is a mess! Why are some people like that?"

"I'll tell you why Jane is like that - she spends so much of her free time on facebook that she's got calluses on her ass! She's a real facebitch."

by tmon January 1, 2009