Facebored

Giving up on reading a Facebook Status because it gets too long or is just plain boring.

John - I got Facebored reading Sara's status the other day that shit was longer than a fucking book!

Paul - Same shit happened to me bro...

by TerriblyAwkward August 19, 2011

faceboning

n. The term that is used when someone hooks up with someone via facebook. Also known as "facebook fuck buddies".

"I just added this hoe to my friends on facebook and we're already making plans on when and where we're going to fuck. Ima faceboning muthafucka!"

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 March 29, 2011

facebookstatuscommentingaphobia

Fear of someone on the popular website Facebook (the creator who is 25 made 3 freaking billion dollars last year!) criticizing your statuses that you post.

Teenager: So, therapist, I don't know what to do! The back space and delete button are the most common keys I use, I'm freaking every time I log on to Facebook, and I'm not getting any sleep because every time I post something on Facebook, Dick makes fun of me!

Therapist: Well, Vic Tim, you may have a case of facebookstatuscommentingaphobia.

by lettersfromjuliet April 14, 2010

Facebookstone

Pokemon hold item that prevents Facebook useres from being friends with noobs.

K/D 0.7??? LOOOL I use my facebookstone on you, nab!

by tiagofot January 18, 2012

facebooed

To complain about a company, product, service or person on Facebook, either directly to them or by tagging them in a post.

I facebooed the cable company and they gave me a refund for my service being out.

by English pip December 10, 2013

facebookslut irony

A girl, usually the class whore, that is always vaguely posting, usually wrongly, about how another chick is a whore.

Mrs. slut

"Rumors," well at least your spreading something besides your legs.

Comments:
Mrs. so tired of it: wow you've really out done yourself with all of this facebookslut irony.

by Funneraintaword October 25, 2011

Facebonch

The act of being on facebook, such as chatting, creeping, etc.

Guy 1: Yo dude, you finish tomorrow's homework?
Guy 2: No man, Ive just been facebonching.

by JohnBeezy31 April 5, 2011