when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd
by lokoking83 June 24, 2011
by IeatEGGSaLOT May 31, 2011
On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.
by marc_the_legend March 11, 2008
Face-Time (hyphend) is the female slang version as is Head the skabd version for the make, of giving or receiving oral sex.
by Sojuvet March 08, 2020
" Baby, enjoy your face time today since time will not allow me to spinkle the precious juices in your face until tomorrow."
"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."
"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."
by sharpman July 13, 2005
by xplot June 23, 2003
The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
by Mastro-K January 13, 2016