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.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.
.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.
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face itch

An annoying itch that appears on one's face when their hands are engaged in an important activity (primarily video games) and cannot be used to alleviate the itch without negative side affects. The face itch only appears at these inopportune moments and would not otherwise appear when the itch could be easily scratched.
Johnny got a face itch just as he was about to own his friend at madden. He took his hands off the controller to scratch his face and messed up the play; Johnny lost. Stupid face itch.
by DanaM April 8, 2008
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fuck face-itis

I wonder if they've found a cure for GW Bush's fuck face-itis.
by amateur doc April 23, 2004
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I can't believe its not butter face

A girl who is so ugly you can't bare to look at her. But her face is actually not that bad.
Rob "Yo check out that huge b*tch"

Dimitri "Wow shes huge but her face isn't that bad"

Greg "Holy shit she's got an I can't believe its not butter face"
by Daga Jobin August 4, 2010
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Italian face mask

When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.
Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.
by Stormagadon October 4, 2017
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