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expired zaza

expired Zaza could lead to many side effects such as exploding farts, becoming smart, and not getting any bitches.
Bob the condictionficnairy drank expired Zaza and he won't stop shitting his pants near a woman
by bro_NTBG April 22, 2023
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expired mayo packet

Something to call white people when they don’t behave
by Smart Allen December 2, 2021
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expired cuntrag

A old towel that has been used many times by old women at a retirement house and has evidence of mold forming on it.
Dont throw that expired cuntrag on my face!!!
by mexicangardener January 20, 2005
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Expired Shit

When you hold in a shit all day and it hardens to the point of looking and smelling expired.
Ive held in this shit all day and now it has finally become an expired shit.
by Papichulo man July 25, 2021
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Overly-exited

Overly-exited is the term used to describe someone who poops, pees, gets in a coma, has a seizure, dies, or has any kind of severe reaction to the mere sight of FREE WATER.

These kind of people are highly dangerous to hang out with cause they have bad timing and are uncontrollable. Overly-exited people have their own beaches to go to so they can do whatever they want in the ocean without nobody figuring out a clue. Only problem is when you see what the tides brought in...;
Frozen Lemonade vendor: Want some free water? -shows a bottle of water-
Overly-exited person: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just shitted, peed, and oh! I think I'm having a seizure! -faints, gets coma, and dies-
Passerby: There goes another overly-exited person..
Another passerby: Yup. Hey have you heard of the guy who shitted a fire hydrant of FREE WATER?
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expired cum

When you haven’t cummed in a long ass time and you finally cum.
His expired cum make me feel sick after I swallowed it.
by Jjsjsosjsnene April 22, 2018
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expired coochie

a homeless smelly woman, who got caught in a hot car and died
yo, it smells like expired coochie
by Little_rose January 14, 2020
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