Ark Survival Evolved (ARK): A logistically-intensive survival game whose play is so mired in the weighing of opportunity cost that its players will paste its Wikipedia reference material into Urban Dictionary to properly inform U.D. users on exactly what it is and where/how they can play
new player: yes hi there i am new to Ark Survival Evolved how must i begin
seasoned player: you wish to learn the waiting game
new player: um what
seasoned player: goo.gl/search/ark+survival+wiki
seasoned player: you wish to learn the waiting game
new player: um what
seasoned player: goo.gl/search/ark+survival+wiki
by _eurie April 3, 2017
Get the Ark Survival Evolved mug.Ark a game were you build up and put your heart and soul into a base. Then comes a 48 year old man who lives in his parents basement and f4cks you over. You also have these little f4ckers that get inside the mesh and f4ck you from behind commonly knowns as mesh monekys. This reaptalbe cycle and will basically be the thing that ruins your life.
Example 1 Ark Survival Evolved : Yo tribe mate that littl c4nt is back with his giga
Example 2: Little fu4cker insided me you c4nt
Example 3: That f4cken pego stole my f4cken element
Example 2: Little fu4cker insided me you c4nt
Example 3: That f4cken pego stole my f4cken element
by Your nan_bong_Rat August 16, 2020
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A movie based off an awesome anime but was utterly destroyed by dumbshit Americans trying to make epic into a real life movie. Everyone appears to be Asian besides the main character Goku.
Goku does not have the badass hair.
Piccolo seems to look like some cheap Harry Potter Villian.
Bulma is even more of a bitch in the movie than in the anime.
Roshi some how has hair in the movie.
Chi Chi is not anything like she was in the anime, she is somehow a sexy fighting beast in the movie.
America needs to apologize to Japan, they must have felt totally offended by this pile of shit.
Goku does not have the badass hair.
Piccolo seems to look like some cheap Harry Potter Villian.
Bulma is even more of a bitch in the movie than in the anime.
Roshi some how has hair in the movie.
Chi Chi is not anything like she was in the anime, she is somehow a sexy fighting beast in the movie.
America needs to apologize to Japan, they must have felt totally offended by this pile of shit.
Derek: You hear about Dragonball Evolution?
Harleigh: Yeah, supposedly it's supposed to be as good as the Super Mario Bros Movie!
Derek: OH BOY!
Harleigh: Yeah, supposedly it's supposed to be as good as the Super Mario Bros Movie!
Derek: OH BOY!
by spritefan2 June 15, 2009
Get the Dragonball Evolution mug.Basically a very handsome guy, the man of the world. He is going to change anything around him and make it better for the world. So if most people chose to protect him, because he is very important.
by Evo LoShen November 27, 2021
Get the evolo mug."Next Level" Airsofters that are actually just mediocre. They all call themselves "Tacticians" when in actuality they play Airsoft which is a game with toy guns and involves little to no Tactical knowledge at all.
Airsoft is a game that they treat like military, but are laughed at by nearly all the other Airsoft Teams on the East Coast.
They are also toxic to the community and put themselves before others by thinking they are better than other teams and players. This is why almost every video of theirs on YT has more dislikes than likes.
An absolute joke of a team led by an ex con and his douche bearded know-it-all butt buddy
Airsoft is a game that they treat like military, but are laughed at by nearly all the other Airsoft Teams on the East Coast.
They are also toxic to the community and put themselves before others by thinking they are better than other teams and players. This is why almost every video of theirs on YT has more dislikes than likes.
An absolute joke of a team led by an ex con and his douche bearded know-it-all butt buddy
Person A: "The Next Evolution Tacticians stole there name from a team up in Maine. They can't even make THAT original"
Person B: "Facts..."
Person B: "Facts..."
by EastCoastMilsimer August 13, 2021
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One of the newest songs composed by BEMANI's TAG, for Dance Dance Revolution X2.
It is available at first as a song for the Encore Extra Stage, when a player gets an AA or higher on Kimono Princess.
The song has 4 versions, and when a player selects the song for his Encore Extra Stage, 1 of the 4 versions are randomly chosen for the stage. But when one version is cleared on Encore Extra Stage, all versions are unlocked.
Upon its release, faithful gamers of DDR have been striving to unlock it because it sounds so classic and cool and everything else that a DDR fanboy loves about DDR songs.
The versions:
Ver. A - runs at a constant 170 BPM. Has a rather hard stepchart, though not comparable to Fascination ~eternal love mix~
Ver. B - the easiest of the 4 versions because it only has 170 BPM gallops in the middle part and not streams. Slows to 85 BPM before the gallops part.
Ver. C - irritating step patterns on the middle part. Given with some stops and slows, it can throw players off. Also, it's harder than A, but not harder than D.
Ver. D - more streams and gimmicks (like stops similar to CHAOS and Fascination ~eternal love mix~) than Version C, it is possibly the hardest version.
It is available at first as a song for the Encore Extra Stage, when a player gets an AA or higher on Kimono Princess.
The song has 4 versions, and when a player selects the song for his Encore Extra Stage, 1 of the 4 versions are randomly chosen for the stage. But when one version is cleared on Encore Extra Stage, all versions are unlocked.
Upon its release, faithful gamers of DDR have been striving to unlock it because it sounds so classic and cool and everything else that a DDR fanboy loves about DDR songs.
The versions:
Ver. A - runs at a constant 170 BPM. Has a rather hard stepchart, though not comparable to Fascination ~eternal love mix~
Ver. B - the easiest of the 4 versions because it only has 170 BPM gallops in the middle part and not streams. Slows to 85 BPM before the gallops part.
Ver. C - irritating step patterns on the middle part. Given with some stops and slows, it can throw players off. Also, it's harder than A, but not harder than D.
Ver. D - more streams and gimmicks (like stops similar to CHAOS and Fascination ~eternal love mix~) than Version C, it is possibly the hardest version.
At a DDRX2 machine...
Guy 1: Yeah! Full Combo on Kimono Princess! Now let's beat that roppongi EVOLVED!
Guy 2: I hope it's Version B, so we can unlock it already!
Guy 1: Yeah! Full Combo on Kimono Princess! Now let's beat that roppongi EVOLVED!
Guy 2: I hope it's Version B, so we can unlock it already!
by DDRMasta August 21, 2010
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