Evelin

Some down to earth girl who is down for anything funny can make me smile have fun with build stuff together Idk someone spontaneous

Evelin is the best!

by Princess539 December 1, 2018

not even kidding

what i just have told ou was not a joke

You know , yesterday , i fucked 3 women , not even kidding.

by bloodywizard June 16, 2016

even if there's a fire

Phrase used when you'll never do something, coined by Will Ferrell in Step Brothers.

I'm never gonna call him dad. Even if there's a fire

by catchfrase April 6, 2009

I'm not even mad

Meaning that you did something that would normally piss someone off but impressed them even more so that they are not angry.

"Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."

"You just shot me in the chest...but the blood is making a smiley face! I'm not even mad!"

by james oberg May 24, 2008

I don't even..

When something is so surprisingly stupid, you can't even fathom a way to react.

...What the fuck... I don't even...

by sir3n April 3, 2011

Do You Even Metal Gear?

A phrase used to belittle someone who doesn't play or have knowledge of the video game series "Metal Gear".

"So Big Boss is Solid Snake right?"
"Bro, do you even Metal Gear?"

by YesIMetalGear November 2, 2013

emenike

a black dude that is strong as hell and can shoot from any distance and still score a goal

i wish a was a fucking emenike

by sebas come salchicha September 10, 2014